Dick-tionary , Pec-tionary, Ki-kipedia (from Boys Night Out)

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Walang Performance - Bad lover/ sex
May Performance - Good lover/sex
LSF - LINGER SABAY FINGER
RSJ - RECALL SABAY JAKOL
ALJ - ASIAN LOVE JUICE
NIPS/RAISINS - NIPPLES
ASG- After Sex Glow
Tea bagging - When you dip your testicles above someone's mouth and they start sucking them
BATUTA - PENIS
TREASURE CHEST - BOOBS
BEAT BOX - BLOW JOB
Sasabog/BUBULWAK/BIG O - ORGASM
Tahong/mussels/talaba/va j.j.- vagina/pec*2/pussy
red tide - period/regla or regalo
Malaking titik O - Big Penis or Big Orgasm
Corner Tinio Ave. - Kantut niyo Ave.(tandbayan ng mga prosti)
Kaplog - when your balls are cupped without permission (SAM YG on the MRT by some gay dude)
Buko Juice/macapuno strings/Kaong - Tamod,sperm
Balat Kahoy - Skin disease or hard-on, boner
Hipon - ugly face sexy body
Mountain Joe- Big boobs
Walang Joe - No boobs
Med Joe- little boobs
Black Sotanghon - pubic hair
Tang Juice - Tangina
Putahe -Puta
Igib - pumping or intense penetration
Poso - insertion of penis
Jack is Calling - Mag Jakol
TJ - tender juicy or Toe JOB (someone who loves to suck toes)
Dome Shot - When a man cums inside the mouth of partner
Tina Moran - when someone sprays love juice
Facial - when a man sprays love juice on the face of partner
shocker - 2 in the pink and one in the stink meaning use index and middle finger in the vagina and pinky finger in the ass
LSS- Last song syndrome
DSL - Dick sucking Lips
P.I. - putang ina
ATM - Ass To Mouth (some people are really freaks, sticking your dick in the ass then putting in the mouth)
stinky pinky - when you stick your pinky finger in someone's ass and smell it!
lickin the rim - to lick someone's asshole clean
FUBU --- F*#@K BUDDY
TLC - TONGUE LICKING CUNT/CLIT
humpy dumpy as in the chips that smell like shit humpy dumpy = mabaho
UTI - Uuy tulo ito!
SOP - Sobrang Okay Pare
Soulja Boy - Penis
Soulja Girl - Vagina
Soulja Hat - Condom
Main Event - To get Sexy Time
Kolja Boy - Jakol / Masturbate
KBP - Kain bago Pasok
Penne Pasta - Penetration
Dee Brown (former NBA person) - When you screwing someone and she/he is butt ugly so you hide your face and dip it between the space between your bicep and forearm lookin away while screwing the person.
Tossing the salad - usually a girl/guy who likes it in the ass.
Cream Pie - When you bust in the girl and you watch her drip it out!
Putik - Putang Ina
Squirter - Girls who cum and spray you with their Love Juice
sinantol = synonimous to tea bagging; just imagine your balls are being eaten like a santol seed.
pateros = you can find this whenever you do the Toni Toni maneuver; it's the place between the ass crack and the pussy; in short bagsakan ng "itlog"
SUBU - Summer Bunny (OJT with BNO)
SU-SUBO - Super Summer Bunny (SUBU with years of experience)
SSG - SAGI SuSu GANG (when in a crowded place and your elbow/arm hits a females boob(S).

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BEING KONYO

Here are the 10 commandments of being so konyo

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!

Bakit ganito ang mga Pinoy: a theory

Palabas ako opisina namin para bumili ng lunch sa McDo sa tapat namin. Sobrang gutum na gutom ako nun kasi hindi ako nakapag-breakfast sa bahay dahil sa pagmamadali. Ok pa naman, sabi ko. Pero gumagaralgal na ang tiyan ko.

Pagdating sa may kanto para tumawid papuntang McDo, nawirduhan ako sa sitwasyon. Tumingin ako sa stoplight at naka-red ito. Pero nandoon ang isang Makati police sa gitna ng Pasong Tamo at Buendia na nagpapadaan ng mga sasakyan. Sabi ko tuloy, "Baliktad na ba ang mundo ngayon? Paanong naging go ang pula?"

Hindi lang yun. Minsang pabalik kami sa opisina matapos kaming kumain ng dinner ng mga officemates ko nang makita ko ang isang Makati police na nagyo-yosi habang nakasuot ng uniporme niya. Sa totoo lang, may litrato ako nun dati. Pero nasira yung memory card ko kaya "memory" na lang yung natitira.

Pansinin ninyo yung mga balita sa radyo, newspaper at TV. Puro corruption and mga lagay lagay ang mga naririnig at nababasa natin. Una dito e yung sa mga Alabang Boys na sinuhulan daw ng kung ano. Tapos, yung sa impeachment ni GMA. At marami pang iba.

Base naman sa isang website na napuntahan ko, tayo ang Number 1 sa Asia pagdating sa corruption.

Bakit ba ganito tayong mga Pinoy, lalo na sa mga government officials natin? Puro pasaway! Puro katarantaduhan!

Naalala ko lang yung sinabi ng isa kong prof sa Philippine History noong nag-aaral pa ako na hanggang ngayon e hindi ko pa talaga nakakalimutan.

Sa paniniwala ko, ito siguro yung rason kung bakit tayo mga pasaway.

Balikan natin sandali ang ating kasaysayan (di ako sigurado kung tama ito, pero sabihan ninyo ako ng maayos kung may mali akong nasabi).

Noong sinakop tayo ng Espanya, kabilang tayo nasasakupang teritoryo ng Viceroyalty of New Spain kung saan ang Mexico ang namamahala sa atin mula 1565 hanggang 1821. Namahala lang ang Madrid sa atin mula 1821 hanggang 1898.

Ayon sa dati kong prof, kasabay ng mga pinapadala sa Pilipinas para makipagkalakal (o yung Manila Galleon Trade) ay yung mga patapon ng Mexico: mga korap, mga pasaway, at mga walang kuwentang tao ng Mexico noon. At simula noon, napasa-pasa na ang mga katarantaduhan nila sa atin hanggang sa kasalukuyan.

Maraming tao na ang nakapagsabi sa akin na wala na tayong pag-asa para magbago pa. Kung meron man, kailangang mangyari ang isang ethnic cleansing dito sa atin, lalo na sa ating gobyerno. Naisip ko lang: Kung hindi sana sinira ni Isagani yung lahat ng mga plano ni Simoun na patayin ang lahat ng mga tao, lalo na ang mga opisyal ng Pilipinas noon (base sa nobela ni Rizal na El Filibusterismo), siguro magiging maayos na ang lahat. Wala ng mga korap na tao, opisyal o mamamayan. Lahat tayo ay disiplinado.

Kung totoo nga ang teoriang nabanggit ko kanina, mananatili na lang ba tayong ganito? Tatanggapin na lang ba natin ito na wala tayong nagagawang aksyon?

Ako hindi.

Gaya ng mga lyrics ng kanta ni Michael Jackson na Man in the Mirror, sisimulan ko sa sarili ko. Paunti-unti lang muna hanggang mahawa na ang iba sa paligid ko.

Naalala ko ang isang kuwentong narinig ko dati.

Noong bata pa siya, pinangarap niyang maging hari ng buong mundo para gumanda ito.

Pero walang nangyari.

Nang siya ay maging teenager, pinangarap niyang maging pangulo ng Pilipinas para umayos ito.

Pero walang nangyari.

Nang siya ay nagsimulang magtrabaho, tumakbo siya bilang Mayor para umayos at tumino ang mga taong nasasakupan niya.

Pero hindi siya naging Mayor (sabi daw e dinaya siya).

Nang siya ay tumanda at nagkaroon ng mga apo, sinimulan niyang pagandahin ang kanyang lugar hanggang siya ay naging presidente ng kanilang subdivision. Mula noon, nahawa ang ibang mga nasa paligid hanggang nakilala siya at binigyan ng parangal.

Sa gabi ng parangal, tinanong siya, "Ano ang isang bagay na gusto mo pang gawin?"

Ito ang paluha niyang sagot.

"Gusto ko pang pagandahin pa ng husto ang aming subdivision nang sa ganun ay mahawa ang ibang mga subdivision, mahawa ang mga karatig na bayan, at malay mo mahawa ang buong Pilipinas at ang buong mundo."

Simulan natin sa sarili natin.

Filipino Signs of Wit

1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal > Attraction.
2. A bakeshop called Anita Bakery
3. A 24-hour restaurant called Doris Day & Night
4. A Barber shop called Felix The Cut;
5. A bakery named Bread Pitt
6. Fast-food place selling 'maruya' (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey.
7. Sign on a post, Christopher Plumbing (Tubero)
8. A boutique called "The Way We Wear "
9. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental
10. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken
11. A local burger stand called Mang Donald's
12. A doughnut shop called McDonuts
13. A shop selling 'lumpia' (egg roll) in Makati called Wrap and Roll
14. A local coffee shop in Batangas called Starbaracks (kapeng barako)
15. And butcher shops called Meating Place , Let's Meat and Meatropolis.


Smart travelers can decipher what may look like baffling signs to unaccustomed foreigners by simply sounding out the 'Taglish' word (The Philippine version of English words spelled and pronounced with a heavy Filipino accent such as:

16. At a restaurant menu in Cebu ? We hab sopdrink in can an in batol? [translation: We have soft drinks in can and in bottle].
17. Then, there is a sewing accessories shop called Bids And Pises [translation: Beads and Pieces --or-- Bits and Pieces]

There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistake to 'correct' them like.......

18. In a restaurant in Baguio City , the 'summer capital' of the Philippines : ? Wanted: Boy Waitress?
19. On a highway in Pampanga: We Make Modern Antique Furniture?
20. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan : ? We Shoot You While You Wait?
21. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier?

Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as:
22. A sign on a house in Quezon province: For sale - Car and owner (owner-type jeep)
23. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: ? We Sell Imported Robber Shoes? (these could be the 'sneakiest' sneakers);
24. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: House For Rent, Fully Furnaced? (it must really be hot inside)!

Occasionally, one could come across signs that are truly unique - if not altogether odd.

25. City in southern Philippines which said: ?Adults: 1 peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation? .
26. European tourists may also be intrigued to discover two competing shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland Hopia which are owned and operated by two local Chinese entrepreneurs, Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively - (believe it or not)!
27. Some folks also 'creatively' redesign English to be more efficient. The creative confusion between language and culture leads to more than just simple unintentional errors in syntax, but in the adoption of new words, says reader Robert Goodfellow who came across a sign ...House Fersallarend' (house for sale or rent). Why use five words when two will do?
28. According to Manila businessman, Tonyboy Ongsiako, there is so much wit in the Philippines because? We are a country where a good sense of humor is needed to survive? We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the "Government and a huge reserve of comedians" made up mostly of politicians and bad actors.

Only in the Philippines

The Philippines is the only place on earth where......

1. Every street has a basketball court.
2. Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
3. Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
4. Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
5. School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
6. Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
7. Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
8. Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
9. Everything can be forged. (Recto)
10. All kinds of animals are edible.
11. Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
12. Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
13. Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
14. Crossing the street involves running for dear life.
15. The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
16. Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
17. Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
18. Where people can pay to defy the law. (Lagay)
19. Where everything and everyone is spoofed.
20. Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy Hilfiger (peke)
21. The honking of car horns is a way of life.
22. Being called a bum is never offensive.
23. Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.
24. Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
25. Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
26. Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phone models (GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
27. Where insurance does not work.
28. Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty.
29. Clean water is for sale (45 pesos per gallon).
30. Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
31. Where the University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go.
32. Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
33. La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
34. College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go and;
35. University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.
36. Fast food is a diet meal.
37. Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
38. Where being mugged is normal and It happens to everyone.
39. Where rodents are normal house pets.
40. The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
41. Where the fighter planes of the 1940's are used for military engagements and;
42. The new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
43. Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.
44. Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news provides the drama.
45. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
46. Where people can get away with stealing billions of pesos but not a hundred.
47. Where being an hour late is still considered punctual (Grabe na 'to!)
48. Where the squatters have more to complain even if they do not pay their taxes, unemployed and have their taxes automatically deducted from their salaries.
49. Where the government listens more to squatters because of their votes, than to legitimate taxpayers who are outnumbered.
50. And where everyone wants to leave the country

So, what do you think about that?

You know ur a (Filipino) child of the 80's when...

1.) You have scars on your knees and elbows.

2.) You owned a bike

3.) You had a barkada around your neighborhood (all of you had bikes)

4.) You loved climbing on your house's roof (and your neighbor's roof as well).

5.) You went inside an abandoned house in your neighborhood just to see what it looks like inside.

6.) You ate all the aratilis in your neighborhood.

7.) You plucked all the gumamelas in the area for soap bubbles.

8.) Your parents forced you to take afternoon siestas with the threat that you will not be allowed to play outside.

9.) You are never found in your house in the afternoon. You are often found playing in the street with your neighborhood friends.

10.) You loved exploring vacant lots for hidden knick-knacks.

11.) You just can't resist jumping in a sandpile.

12.) You know all the street games (patintero, agawan base, langit-lupa, etc., etc.)

13.) You owned a family computer.

14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer.

15.) You'd rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play family computer.

16.) You gleefully boast that games today are so easy because of the character's life bar (remember when we used to play Mario? we died the minute a goomba hit us)

17.) You know this code by heart: UP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-B-A-START (select-start for 2 players)

18.) You owned a superhero costume (especially a superman costume).

19.) For the girls: You dressed up like Punky Brewster, Madonna and Debbie Gibson.
For the boys: You dressed up like David Hasselhoff's knight rider, David Bowie or had CLARKe KENT's little bang. And now you think that the 80's had the suckiest dress sense.

20.) You had a denim jacket.

21.) You had a sticker book especially that Age of Dinosaurs sticker book.

22.) You were addicted to rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony, thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, smurfs, etc., etc.

23.) You played pc games like tapper, moonbugs, alley cat and prince of persia.

24.) Ms Word did not exist in your vocabulary but Wordstar did!

25.) You love 80's music even if you don't want to admit it.

26.) You've climbed up mango trees to catch salagubang, tie a sting around its neck and let it fly around in frenzy.

27.) You've spent hours in the afternoon catching tutubi... yellow-green was the easiest to catch, blue being finicky, and red being a rare breed...

28.) You used to take Flinstones vitamins (which you didn't mind 'cause it was yummy) and Scott's liver oil.

29.) You know the catoon show, Beverly Hills Teens.

30.) You know Kuya Bodgie from Batibot.

31.) You watch Uncle Bob's Lucky Seven Club.

32.) You used AQUA NET to fashion ur 4-inch-high bangs.

33.) Your blouses had paddings.

34.) You owned wide studded colorful belts.

35.) You watched some of your favorite shows on betamax or even UHF 17 (the channel from Clarke Air Base - or was it Subic?)

36.) You collected and "swapped" perfumed stationeries with your classmates and friends, but followed the unwritten rule that you never write on them.

37.) The only place you go to for summer vacation is BAGUIO !

38.) On that note, camp john hay served BEST ice cream.

39.) Most of us were brought to the EDSA revolution.

40.) You remember what Ricky Martin used to look like back then

41.) ...when you think that Julie Vega is a better actress that Judy Ann

42.) You get confused playing playstation because of all the buttons on the keypad (nintendo only had the direction pad, a & b buttons and the start & select keys ).

43.) You know all the Bagets and Ninja Kids. bonnin!

44.) You got to ride the train ride at greenhills shopping center.

45.) Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were the players at the time.

46.) ...when you know more 80's music than the song "Buttercup".

47.) You were allowed to bathe in the rain.

48.) You were taught to comb your hair one-sided.

49.) You've collected matangpusa and mongo beans so you can have ammunition for sumpit

50.) You knew who madam bola and sitsiritsit and alibangbang was.

51.) Every Christmas you anticipate going to BIG Bang sa Alabang-with the giant slide.

52.) You know the Ewoks.

53.) You had Mighty Kid shoes and Greg shoes.

54.) You know what Time Space Warp means (and you know who Fuma Lae-Ar is)

55.) You and your barkada had a specific Bioman name.

56.) You sucked all the nectar from the santan plant hence your mother got really pissed at you for destroying the santan plant.

57.) You played with marbles and text (yung cards ha!!!) And you count cards like this: I-SA, DALA-WA, TAT-LO, A-PAT... walo na iyon!

58.) For girls: You wore denim miniskirts with rubber shoes
For guys: You had those bitin na pantalon which you wore with high-top rubber shoes!!!

59.) You loved cheezels and chicakdees because of the great prizes it had!(remember sticky hands, bear popups, and the stick on tattoos which were "banned" due to drugs daw?)

60.) Puffy cone still existed!!!

61.) Sosy ka if you bought a Magnolia drumstick.

62.) Twin Popsies were meant to be shared with a friend.

63.) Ice Drop was the cheapest treat.

64.) You have those disney bow biters for your rubber shoes

65.) You know who Alf is.

66.) You're familiar with the show "Perfect Strangers".

67.) Idol mo si McGyver.

68.) Thats Entertainment" ang "the bomb" nung mga panahon na yun.

69.) Sikat ka kapag alam mo ang wordstar at lotus 1,2,3

70.) Six digits lang ang telephone number niyo dati.

71.) Tatlong .25 cents lang eh makakatawag ka na sa pay-phone.

72.) Cute pa si Aiza non sa Eat Bulaga.

73.) Si Amado Pineda pa ang nagbabalita ng panahon

74.) You drank Chocolate milk from the Magnolia glass bottle which you kept for holding water in your ref.

75.) Brown Cow tasted better than Hersheys!

76.) Shake Rattle and Roll 1 was the most horrifying movie for you then.

77.) The most comfortable shoes for you is still Sperry Topsiders.

78.) Dress shoes mo eh loafers pa rin.

79.) The best movies of all time are pretty in pink, breakfast club, 16 candles and some kind of wonderful

80.) You show off your pencil case which have hidden compartments that pop-out at the press of a button...

81.) You have Bensia pencils which are refillable...

82.) Fiesta carnival was the place to be (kumbaga enchanted kingdom sya ng 90's)

83.) Takot kang mag-year 2000 ksi baka magunaw ang mundo.

84.) Masarap ang Goya and Serg's.

85.) Nakakasakay ka pa sa kotseng walang aircon.

86.) You know the lyrics ng "Tinapang Bangus" at "Alagang-alaga namin si Puti" ng Batibot.

87.) You know these commercials:
a. YCBIKINIBRIEF - remember this one?
Ycbikinibrief / ycbikinibrief / ycbikinibrief for the man who packs a wallop / YC had fashion / YC has style...
b. RA Homevision - those guys from cash and carry makati couldn't have done it better. Sports. Adventure. Cartoons. Award Winners and More. Featuring the voice talent of Frankie Evangelista. I will never forget the creepy hand at the start of the ad. Parang ET na nasa spaceship!
c. Arthur's Legaspi Towers - nuff said.
d. La Germania Mama Mia commercials - ditto

88.) Bumibili ka ng caramel candy, Texas or bazooka bubblegum, tira-tira at tootsie roll sa tindahan

89.) Naabutan mo pa na korteng flower ang singko >

90.) You're familiar with this song: si nena ay bata pa, kaya ang sabi niya ay um-ah-um-ah-ah. hanggang patanda siya nang patanda at pabastos ng pabastos hehehe! > are red...>

91.) Takot ka sa bumbay. Takot ka ring magkasugat kasi may lalabas raw na pari... =)

92.) You loved watching WWF (world wresting federation) every wednesday...Jake the Snake Roberts, Hulk Hogan, The undertaker =)

Dagdag pa kayo dito ng mga naalala pa ninyo! :D

Sa Aking Pagtanda

I would like to share to you this email from my friend. I guess, it is important for us children who would soon take care of our parents when they get old.

Sa aking pagtanda, unawain mo sana ako at pagpasensyahan. Kapag dala ng kalabuan ng mata ay nakabasag ako ng pinggan o nakatapon ng sabaw sa hapag kainan, huwag mo sana akong kagagalitan. Maramdamin ang isang matanda. Nagse-self-pity ako a tuwing sisigawan mo ako.

Kapag mahina na ang tenga ko at hindi ko maintindihan ang sinasabi mo, huwag mo naman sana akong sabihan ng "binge!" paki-ulit nalang ang sinabi mo o pakisulat nalang. Pasensya ka na, anak. Matanda na talaga ako.

Kapag mahina na tuhod ko, pagtiyagaan mo sana akong tulungang tumayo, katulad ng pag-aalalay ko sa iyo noong nag-aaral ka pa lamang lumakad.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana ako kung ako man ay nagiging makulit at paulit ulit na parang sirang plaka. Basta pakinggan mo nalang ako. Huwag mo sana akong pagtatawanan o pagsasawaang pakinggan. Natatandaan mo anak noong bata ka pa? kapag gusto mo ng lobo,paulit- ulit mo 'yong sasabihin, maghapon kang mangungulit hangga't hindi mo nakukuha ang gusto mo. Pinagtyagaan ko ang kakulitan mo.

Pagpasensyahan mo na rin sana ang aking amoy. Amoy matanda, amoy lupa. Huwag mo sana akong piliting maligo. Mahina na ang katawan ko. Madaling magkasakit kapag nalamigan, huwag mo sana akong pandirihan. Natatandaan mo noong bata ka pa? Pinatyagaan kitang habulin sa ilalim ng kama kapag ayaw mong maligo.

Pagpasensyahan mo sana kung madalas, ako'y masungit, dala na marahil ito ng katandaan. Pagtanda mo, maiintindihan mo rin.

Kapag may konti kang panahon, magkwentohan naman tayo, kahit sandali lang. inip na ako sa bahay, maghapong nag-iisa. Walang kausap. Alam kong busy ka sa trabaho, subalit nais kong malaman mo na sabik na sabik na akong makakwentohan ka, kahit alam kong hindi ka interesado sa mga kwento ko. Natatandaan mo anak, noong bata ka pa? Pinagtyagaan kong pakinggan at intindihin ang pautal-utal mong kwento tungkol sa iyong teddy bear.

At kapag dumating ang sandali na ako'y magkakasakit at maratay sa banig ng karamdaman, huwga mo sana akong pagsawaan alagaan. Pagpasensyahan mo na sana kung ako man ay maihi o madumi sa higaan, pagtyagaan mo sana akong alagaan sa mga huling sandali ng aking buhay. Tutal hindi na naman ako magtatagal.

Kapag dumating ang sandali ng aking pagpanaw, hawakan mo sana ang aking kamay at bigyan mo ako ng lakas ng loob na harapin ang kamatayan.

At huwag kang mag-alala, kapag kaharap ko na ang Diyos na lumikha, ibubulong ko sa kanya na pagapalain ka sana ... dahil naging mapagmahal ka sa iyong ama't ina...

Love your parents. :)